Antony Loewenstein

13 Responses to “Jesus time”

1. 1 Melanie
   Dec 25th, 2005 at 1:45 am

   uAs Lowenstein is probably aware it is also a Jewish holiday starting today. Just sayin’

2. 2 Comical_Ali
   Dec 25th, 2005 at 11:17 am

   he is too caught up writing another one of his “passion plays” with Condell. In any case, why “announce” your religion?

3. 3 Human
   Dec 25th, 2005 at 1:09 pm

   Happy Channukah, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays and May Peace be with all.
   Your fellow Human

4. 4 Edward Mariyani-Squire
   Dec 25th, 2005 at 2:06 pm

   Happy public holiday.

5. 5 Stev
   Dec 25th, 2005 at 5:45 pm

   Bah humbug.

6. 6 Splat Guy
   Dec 26th, 2005 at 11:53 pm

   I’m looking forward to patronising well-wishes to Mohammed-freaks next Eid.

7. 7 neoleftychick
   Dec 27th, 2005 at 11:33 am

   To all you semitic grinches and Scrooges.

   My Christmas we so magical, I didn’t want it to end! I went to midnight mass for the first time in years with my old aunt and uncle, my parents (who are more athiest than I am!) and a gaggle of the children, nieces, nephews, etc.

   I swam at Bondi Beach from 10 am till Noon on Christmas Day. It was about 27 degrees, stunning blue sky, azure ocean with just enough waves to body surf on. DJs dotted along the beach, people (heaps of poms, bien sur) bopping in bikinis and speedos. NO towelhead nightmares.

   Then I repaired to my family where a cousin turned up as Santa Claus. There was about 20 of us. The little kids were so excited: 5 year old boys running around with ray guns going “bang, bang, you’re dead ha ha!” while the little girls rolled their eyes at how “immature and yukkie boys are!”

   We supped on prawns, lobster, oysters, ham, pork and my favourite - Pink Moet! We had a Jewish guy, who was a friend of my brothers and was an orphan this year as he lives in Paris and London. We delighted him with our best jokes such as “what is the ultimate Jewish dilemma? Cheap pork!” Boom boom, hey what!

   Then popped over to Paddington where some English friends have taken a house for a month. After a few culinary formalities we got to the REAL festivities - gobbling the most wicked ecsatsy tablets while skinny-dipping in their lap pool!

   Just brilliant!

   How was it for all you worshippers of the pedophile prophet and all the other nasty semitic chaps and descendants of Abraham who STILL continue to bore the shit out of us millenia later?

8. 8 Antony Loewenstein
   Dec 27th, 2005 at 5:26 pm

   Bigotry never rests…even for Xmas.

9. 9 Ibrahamav
   Dec 28th, 2005 at 4:54 am

   You remind me of the Islamic nations that rant and rave over a westerner attacking during ramadan, and then going to war on Yom Kippur against the Jews.

   Bigotry never rests because people like you won’t let it.

10. 10 neoleftychick
    Dec 28th, 2005 at 10:22 am

    Antony

    Pet, clearly they don’t teach you English at Macquarie Uni. coz you STILL do not know what “bigotry” means.

    I can not WAIT for your book! What a hoot!

11. 11 Lisa
    Dec 29th, 2005 at 5:47 pm

    Thank you and wish you a happy Hanukkah for what’s left of it.

12. 12 mark
    Jan 1st, 2006 at 11:26 pm

    antony love the site (have passed it on to family/friends)…..commiserations to KP’s family but a state funeral..john howard should look up sycophant in the thesaurus

13. 13 mark
    Jan 2nd, 2006 at 11:58 am

    actually he should look it up in the dictionary first…………..must be lots of fellow brown-nosers cursing johnny as they have to go too!

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