Five steps to ensure your religious beliefs will be supported by the Australian government:
- Join a Christian cult (such as the Exclusive Brethren.)
- Watch as the Prime Minister defends your “unorthodox” beliefs (which of course has no connection to the group’s financial support of your party.)
- Get raped by members of the cult.
- Marvel at the government’s silence over allegations of sexual assault, intimidation and bullying (while some commentators blame the Greens for causing trouble.)
- Sit back and get ready to be welcomed into the fold in the run-up to the 2007 Federal Election.
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