Jesus loves us (especially if you have money)

Five steps to ensure your religious beliefs will be supported by the Australian government:

– Join a Christian cult (such as the Exclusive Brethren.)

– Watch as the Prime Minister defends your “unorthodox” beliefs (which of course has no connection to the group’s financial support of your party.)

Get raped by members of the cult.

– Marvel at the government’s silence over allegations of sexual assault, intimidation and bullying (while some commentators blame the Greens for causing trouble.)

– Sit back and get ready to be welcomed into the fold in the run-up to the 2007 Federal Election.