Are the Lebanese capable of committing terrorism? Lebanese blogger Jeha’s Nail gives ten reasons why the Lebanese make lousy suicide bombers:
1. We are always late; we would have missed all the flights.
2. The pretty girls on the plane would distract us.
3. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
4. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we’re there.
5. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
6. We would ALL want to fly the plane; if they didn’t let him fly the plane, I doubt Jarrah would have joined their gang.
7. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
8. We can’t keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
9. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages. Hi mom!
10. We would have wasted time customizing the plane; Lebanese flag, “spoilers”, “jante”, picture of a religious icon or leader on the windshield…