How to be a tough Jewish man and fight for Israel

I attended the Salute to Israel parade in New York in late May. It was a joyous festival of Israel fellation and Jew love. A wonderful day to celebrate some Arab bashing.

Eli Valley, whose column “Comics Rescued From a Burning Synagogue in Bialystok and Hidden in a Salt Mine Until After the War,” appears monthly in The Forward, has a sterling new piece on this charming May event.