Finally, the reality about the Israel-hating mainstream media (why oh why do they keep attacking the noble Jewish state?)
A ground-breaking new academic study has revealed that truth is inherently biased against Israel. “We expected, or at least hoped that the Truth would be fair and balanced – like Fox News,” said lead researcher Dr. Ig Norance, “but we were sadly disappointed – anti-Israel bias was endemic.”
Professor Norance, director of the Asper School of Business Information at the University of Winnipeg, said the study was the largest academic analysis of the Truth ever undertaken. “In most subject areas we studied, the Truth proved to be objective but it was shockingly hostile to the actions of the state of Israel.”